Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit Vinyl Decal – Funny, Cheeky Cow Sticker for Car, Laptop

The ultimate vinyl decal for those who believe in setting boundaries and keeping the drama at bay: "Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit!" This cheeky little cow is perfect for anyone who’s tired of unsolicited advice, unwanted opinions, or just plain old nonsense. Made from high-quality vinyl, this decal is as durable as your Aunt Edna’s fruitcake—meaning it can withstand the elements and still look fabulous! Whether you slap it on your car, your laptop, or your favorite coffee mug, it’s guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations. Just imagine the looks you’ll get when people read it and realize they’ve been stepping into your pasture without permission!

 But wait, there’s more! This isn’t just a decal; it’s a lifestyle choice. It’s a declaration of independence from all the bullshit that life throws your way. Perfect for the sassy friend who’s always ready to call out the nonsense, or for that coworker who needs a gentle reminder to keep their opinions to themselves during lunch breaks.  So go ahead, embrace your inner cowboy (or cowgirl) and let the world know that when it comes to your pasture, you’re the boss!

Customization Details:

• Size Selection and Bandana options: Choose the size and style that best suits you.

• Color Choice for cow and words: 

• Color Choice for Bandana:

   Please specify your color selection in the designated Color Choices field. Note that this field is required. Refer to the images above for available options.

Application Notes:

• Ensure the surface is clean, smooth, and non-porous for optimal adhesion.
  
• Important: Not recommended for indoor walls or painted surfaces as removal may cause damage.